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Madonna tells Brifney:
"Hey Brifney, you say you wanna lose control... well come over here i got something to show ya"

I think she's reffering to that collection of plates with pictures of world history that mr. Danny Glover hasn't started selling on Quantum Television infomercials.
# posted by Antonio Maria @ 7:02 PM

I would like to quickly express my recent lack of patience for that style of writing that is intimate with the reader, yes, the reader heard me well, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I think intimacy should be taken a lot further and say, yes, reader, I am now giving you a great big handjob and yes, it will last a whole lot of time, which is unbelievable, even for your incredulous ears.

On the other hand, it is understandable that the ears of the reader in question, yes, you, don't fully catch my jerking motions because I've previously stuck two big cocks inside them, one in each ear. And the reader thinks: "now how will I walk around with a cock stuck in each ear?" You could almost say "Fuck me!". Yes, but not yet.
# posted by Antonio Maria @ 4:03 PM

And now the results of the Half Marathon in Lisbon 2003:

Place Num Name Country 10 Km Final
1 17 Martin LEL KEN 00:28:44 01:00:10
2 1 Hendrick RAMAALA RSA 00:28:44 01:00:13
3 11 Robert CHERUYOT KEN 00:28:44 01:00:22
4 18 Nicholas KEMBOI KEN 00:28:45 01:00:29
5 6 Christopher CHEBOIBOCH KEN 00:28:45 01:00:30
6 5 Rogers ROP KEN 00:28:44 01:00:50
7 2 Paul TERGAT KEN 00:28:45 01:00:51
8 19 Rachid ZIAR ALG 00:28:44 01:01:35
9 14 Paulo GOMES POR 00:28:50 01:01:38
10 12 Ben KIMUTAI KEN 00:28:59 01:01:52
11 23 Paulo CATARINO POR 00:28:48 01:01:53
12 8 Martin SULLE TAN 00:28:48 01:01:54
13 10 Alberto CHAICA POR 00:28:53 01:02:02
14 13 Joseph KIMANI KEN 00:28:53 01:02:17
15 20 Robert STEFKO SLK 00:30:07 01:03:24
16 22 Tadesse HAILEMARIAM ETH 00:29:14 01:03:28
17 15 Joseph KAHUGU KEN 00:29:14 01:03:39
18 24 Jose SANTOS POR 00:29:45 01:03:41
19 38 Alcidio COSTA POR 00:29:46 01:03:52
20 64 Jose ANDRADE POR 00:29:45 01:03:57

Sometimes, when a scene for a TV show is being shot, the actor will make a mistake with a word that is more complicated in terms of tongue skill - not all of us are Pamela Anderson - and will need more than 40 takes to get it right.
When the actor does get it right, it's usually through a particular effort, which causes a slow pronounciation of the word at hand. Obviously, the director would then want to make the scene as close to perfect as he can and repeats the take.
Now, I'm against this and I think that these "best so far" takes should be used. It would make TV shows a lot more interesting. Imagine this:
"- So then what did you did the cardinal say?
- Then he said he was a supporter of an.. ti.. dis.. es.. ta.. blish.. men.. taria.. nism and that the State has to be, ya know, that thing with the watching over and stuff."

My halter ego is suffocating my neck.

"CHRISTIAN DIOR GLASSES: WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET."