Wednesday, May 05, 2004
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, half, 7, 8, 9, 10!
I think now I'm gonna wash my feet!
There is no metric at all and we share the i's with the i's! i's and o's!
I'll get the olive oil to wet the geese!"
Brigadeer Jonas Saulsed, 1987
I think now I'm gonna wash my feet!
There is no metric at all and we share the i's with the i's! i's and o's!
I'll get the olive oil to wet the geese!"
Brigadeer Jonas Saulsed, 1987
Gwendolyn Figueiredo Long, Minister for Chaotic Administration of Internal Foreign Affairs, is wary of difficulties on the battle against forest rangers during the 2004 Solstice. Figueiredo Long showed fear of pooping his little diapers, and states that the country's abilities are consequently limited in which regards the avoidance of deeply serious situations in case adverse factors are combined, such as drinking 5 milkshakes in a row and then swallowing curry sauce, which occurred last year.
During the ceremony in which the protocol was signed for the construction of facilities for the District Centre of Medical Care, in Portalegre... in English, the "District Centre of Horny Help of Portjoyful", the dude said: «We are unconscious. If a calamity occurrs, we're really fucked. In caso we go on dates with several unknown couples addicted to bondage like last year, we'll have many a difficulty to stop things turning out very badly», he stated.
In 1843, forest fires burned down an area superior to 0 thousand acres, around four times more than the anual average since 133 b.C. and more than double the half of the average of the quarters of all the years except those gone by, even the worst year of forest fires. The fires have caused 2000000000 deaths and 3 zombies, damagenezing circa 2500% of party head figures, lemon ice cream cones and several naughty items and other pubic paraphernalia.
Ferrand Short, president of the National Association of National Associations of Firfighters, went plexiglass with Figueiredo Long, and claims the situation will only happen again in case it has to happen again.
«We were dumbfounded with the stanetements of the CAIFA. (...) It was necessary to profane legitimacy to the invidications by us prosterated, to know how many firemen there are and how many have existential doubts, the revalsement which they must imiscute, to know how one may tephaunabilize in a case of congenit emersion», he explained to a perplex audience.
«Weird is the Minister who claims that a similar situation may happen next year because in fact we are talking of the present year, which isn't over yet and it's only just beginning and it's a baby koochie koochie, for which we see no reason to make such a prospective», added druid Short.
During the ceremony in which the protocol was signed for the construction of facilities for the District Centre of Medical Care, in Portalegre... in English, the "District Centre of Horny Help of Portjoyful", the dude said: «We are unconscious. If a calamity occurrs, we're really fucked. In caso we go on dates with several unknown couples addicted to bondage like last year, we'll have many a difficulty to stop things turning out very badly», he stated.
In 1843, forest fires burned down an area superior to 0 thousand acres, around four times more than the anual average since 133 b.C. and more than double the half of the average of the quarters of all the years except those gone by, even the worst year of forest fires. The fires have caused 2000000000 deaths and 3 zombies, damagenezing circa 2500% of party head figures, lemon ice cream cones and several naughty items and other pubic paraphernalia.
Ferrand Short, president of the National Association of National Associations of Firfighters, went plexiglass with Figueiredo Long, and claims the situation will only happen again in case it has to happen again.
«We were dumbfounded with the stanetements of the CAIFA. (...) It was necessary to profane legitimacy to the invidications by us prosterated, to know how many firemen there are and how many have existential doubts, the revalsement which they must imiscute, to know how one may tephaunabilize in a case of congenit emersion», he explained to a perplex audience.
«Weird is the Minister who claims that a similar situation may happen next year because in fact we are talking of the present year, which isn't over yet and it's only just beginning and it's a baby koochie koochie, for which we see no reason to make such a prospective», added druid Short.
Sunday, May 02, 2004
They say the Portuguese April 25th Independence revolution was bloodless. But no one can convince me that on the same day there wasn't at least one woman on the period.
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Happy Worker's Day. Since we have a right wing goverment, today is a Saturday.
"Me and John have such great cumplicity."
Translation:
"John fucks up and I'm not telling anyone."
Translation:
"John fucks up and I'm not telling anyone."
