tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58230492011-04-21T23:40:04.248+01:00WHAT IS A BLOGI dont know what a blog is, but I want one anyway. WHAT IS A BLOG - Blog of infinite resources and constantly updated, with great benefits for you - the readerOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1061100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1107744024524710902005-02-07T02:39:00.000Z2005-02-07T02:40:24.526ZbooOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096697237248070202004-05-05T18:42:00.000+01:002004-10-02T07:07:17.246+01:00"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, half, 7, 8, 9, 10!
I think now I'm gonna wash my feet!
There is no metric at all and we share the i's with the i's! i's and o's!
I'll get the olive oil to wet the geese!"
Brigadeer Jonas Saulsed, 1987OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096696663553098992004-05-05T18:10:00.000+01:002004-10-02T06:57:43.553+01:00Gwendolyn Figueiredo Long, Minister for Chaotic Administration of Internal Foreign Affairs, is wary of difficulties on the battle against forest rangers during the 2004 Solstice. Figueiredo Long showed fear of pooping his little diapers, and states that the country's abilities are consequently limited in which regards the avoidance of deeply serious situations in case adverse factors are combinedOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096694139063695142004-05-02T01:07:00.000+01:002004-10-02T06:15:39.063+01:00They say the Portuguese April 25th Independence revolution was bloodless. But no one can convince me that on the same day there wasn't at least one woman on the period.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096693841377318952004-05-01T02:20:00.001+01:002004-10-02T06:10:41.376+01:00Happy Worker's Day. Since we have a right wing goverment, today is a Saturday.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096693536376742122004-05-01T02:20:00.000+01:002004-10-02T06:05:36.376+01:00"Me and John have such great cumplicity."
Translation:
"John fucks up and I'm not telling anyone."OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096693420538206532004-04-26T13:31:00.000+01:002004-10-02T06:03:40.536+01:00And now... the WHATISABLOG March! (turn speakers up)OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1096693297892430642004-04-26T00:29:00.000+01:002004-10-02T06:01:37.893+01:00The new Fructis shampoo ad... "anti-knots, anti-hairloss, anti-dull" - well, this is what I call honest publicity. They're the first to advertise a product problem since Bold Anti-Liver and Johnny Walker Anti-Housewives.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1089805424525783312004-04-24T02:37:00.000+01:002004-07-14T12:46:03.786+01:002 pages somewhere in New Orleans for... the Lost Books of Sydney Francis.
Preface -----> Sydney respecting Kronos!
The paranoid revelations, the parabolic revolutions.
When I make love to my 5 wives simultaneously (without them being aware of it, of course) they say I don't exist and think of the other man in their lives, me.
Your voice is like an insect repelent.
Being selfish is knowing thatOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1089799207126569552004-04-23T02:05:00.000+01:002004-10-02T05:45:15.443+01:00It's now official: the new blog that will change society!
I give you: WHAT-IS-A-BLOG!OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1089799091859845892004-04-23T01:17:00.000+01:002004-07-14T10:58:11.860+01:00 "Paris, Texas, 1983
I hereby write the first and last diary entry of my life, the life that lasts the shooting of what I'm about to unravel to the public, who exist but fail to either see or understand. I always go for the latter and look where i am now. Rickshaw Williams is taking ages to arrive; I'm sick of waiting for him, and according to the people round here the crew hasn't actually seen OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1089794590678282012004-04-19T01:19:00.000+01:002004-07-14T09:44:49.323+01:00APRIL
4th Month - 28 days (savings year)
A trillion raindrops in April / God pees on you again because it's April.
ASTROLOGY People born under the sign of Aries have the influence of the planets Lamb, Roastpotatoes and Nicesauce, being sincere but frightful, with a strong will but dishonest, brave but with no personal initiative whatsoever. Lupines on their independence. The answers of others OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084678959689796732004-04-16T00:17:00.000+01:002004-07-14T08:51:19.283+01:00"- Ha ha ha. I'll laugh at that after I die.
- Hopefully. Tomorrow, even."
WHATISABLOG, spreading love between humans since 1892.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084678904081245372004-04-12T10:07:00.000+01:002004-07-14T08:50:34.853+01:00"gruabrluabrlua piksni piksni odgvarhalmuftiks aldgud rentipeq guripuki vrrrrrruuuuum meeeeeeeeeeeeau nheeeeee brlua brlua eksnipiksni piksni tradvaluraharharhar grhgrgrhgrhgrh" - said Senator John McBuckFuckDuckface, before getting dressed to take part in his Broadway musical.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084678749187067592004-04-06T12:38:00.000+01:002004-07-14T08:49:40.913+01:00Rudolph Giuliani confessed to being reluctant regarding an eventually probable and confirmed return to active political life. Giuliani also stated that he was not using the word "political" as a metaphore for his sex life, «because back home I don't hear Katherine complaining». On the radio, the former mayor of New York City said he felt himself «a different man» from the public image that was OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084677734992885742004-04-05T16:18:00.000+01:002004-07-14T08:47:25.210+01:00Bruhaha - the most unnecessary post of all time.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084677603445801852004-04-05T05:18:00.000+01:002004-07-14T08:46:51.563+01:00One more soccer post. In the week that FC Porto lost and Benfica had the usual result (draw), Sporting got out of Braga with two potatoes more than had previously thought, after 75 minutes of total dominance, expressed in three potatoes. (braga 2 - sporting 3)
Jesualado, the ridiculously named Braga head coach, was a little stunned after the game:
"Well, Sporting played as we expected them to, OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084677170432017712004-03-31T05:28:00.000+01:002004-07-14T08:44:52.096+01:00Our young under-21 national soccer team got a royal beating from Italy tonight. I believe it's the head coach's fault. The tv reporter had this to say:
"Tonight we saw the portuguese squad face some dificulties against the italian team, and those dificulties were made worse after minute 1 in the game."OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084676982085178242004-03-22T07:23:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:43:56.836+01:00I have just seen the following headliner on tv:
"LONDON WANTS TO STAY IN IRAQ"
Wow, so much english dedication, to want to move their capital city to another continent!OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084676736723221762004-03-15T01:25:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:43:18.653+01:00There's this TV show on right now called SexTV and they were talking about a Miss Transexual 2003 contest. Call me old fashioned, but shouldn't the term "miss" be applied to women? I have nothing against it, but honestly, if they want to make a stand as a new gender and they shouldn't use terminology terminology that already exists.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084676432220404502004-03-14T01:52:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:42:05.663+01:00The new Air cd has recently been released, named "Talkie Walkie". About the title of the record, they say it is the way they've always learned how to say "walkie talkie" and that is the way you say it in France.
Which to me sounds much like saying "Well I never say 'piano' because in my country you call it 'miiiiiiiiiiuskiflunks' and I have always learned to say it like that, and I fail to OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084676041662201732004-03-12T17:26:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:41:26.430+01:00Seeing as blogs do come up in Google searches, i have now taken a marketing decision to attract the kind of target audience i find appropriate. For that, here go the following words to insert in your search engines: free blowjobs, cumshots, lesbian, gangbang, naked celebrities, fetish, bestiality, animals, cum, jizz, spunk, cunt, erotism, eroticism, lick, bdsm, bondage, candle wax, ebony, spanishOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084675402517464372004-03-12T16:49:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:40:42.576+01:00Even if my mental state has never been a cause of worry to myself - others may put their two cents in here -, i am sincerely intrigued by my lack of ability to retain thoughts over the last few days. I should be doing coke, at least i'd have some fun.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084675227465277542004-03-11T18:53:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:39:48.790+01:00I was in Brazil
Go away towards Brazil
I cam from Brazil
Goy awie towom Barzil
a tiny poemOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084675062731739002004-02-21T05:41:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:37:55.510+01:00United States Vice-President Dick Cheney announced this friday that the american budget deficit, in 2003, held at 112,8 per cent of the National Intern Produce (NIP), under what the initial Government expectations of about 2000,94 per cent.
At a press conference, Cheney danced very convicingly and considered the attained value, which stands about the 3% per cent outlined by the Stability Pact (OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084673139970763792004-02-09T19:47:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:34:52.503+01:00Look, now it's even more fun
This might not be very original, but it's still a trace of contemporary society. Other than the cosmopolitanite love for Ally McBeal (well ok, its a good series), Magnolia (ok, that was good too - but way too damn long) and the like, women speak in an international code that they all seem to be able to understand.
And this is totally obvious when they get that OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084598200563045122004-02-09T19:26:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:33:36.066+01:00A slip of intelligence
Extremely interesting is the stance of the german soccer club Eintracht Frankfurt that, according to a SporTV news reporter, is "struggling to not escape depromotion."OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084597906452038502004-02-09T19:21:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:32:26.740+01:00Novidade
im back to using headliners. you missed them, didnt you? im rejoicing so much that im not even using capitals.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084597851298917922004-02-08T00:45:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:31:30.340+01:00Cannibal Lesbian Hoedown! HAHA!OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084597802513391722004-02-03T07:20:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:30:51.133+01:00Some things that piss me off.
"You got a few points down in my consideration." - Ah, we're so important. Your consideration means everything to me, for you are such a special person. You even keep scoreboards for people, which says a lot about your personality. Suck it.
"That wasn't funny." - But who are you to be telling me if i was funny or not, i wonder. And who asked for your opinion? Next OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1084597347224965732004-02-02T19:45:00.000Z2004-07-14T08:28:42.993+01:00Irony:
You and me: start a club for people who dont like other people.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076416734718748252004-02-02T19:42:00.000Z2004-02-10T12:41:24.153Z()
I here declare open season on parenthesis.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076416658753091982004-02-02T06:47:00.000Z2004-02-10T12:40:09.966ZPOSTO TEMPLATO!OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076416594108706742004-01-24T19:02:00.000Z2004-02-10T12:38:48.810ZMadonna tells Brifney:
"Hey Brifney, you say you wanna lose control... well come over here i got something to show ya"
I think she's reffering to that collection of plates with pictures of world history that mr. Danny Glover hasn't started selling on Quantum Television infomercials.
# posted by Antonio Maria @ 7:02 PMOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076416173137098382004-01-19T16:03:00.000Z2004-02-10T12:31:45.780ZI would like to quickly express my recent lack of patience for that style of writing that is intimate with the reader, yes, the reader heard me well, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I think intimacy should be taken a lot further and say, yes, reader, I am now giving you a great big handjob and yes, it will last a whole lot of time, which is unbelievable, even for your incredulous ears.
OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076414678166428622004-01-12T15:35:00.000Z2004-02-10T12:18:30.996ZAnd now the results of the Half Marathon in Lisbon 2003:
Place Num Name Country 10 Km Final
1 17 Martin LEL KEN 00:28:44 01:00:10
2 1 Hendrick RAMAALA RSA 00:28:44 01:00:13
3 11 Robert CHERUYOT KEN 00:28:44 01:00:22
4 18 Nicholas KEMBOI KEN 00:28:45 01:00:29
5 6 Christopher CHEBOIBOCH KEN 00:28:45 01:00:30
6 5 Rogers ROP KEN 00:28:44 01:00:50
7 2 Paul TERGAT KEN 00:28:45 01:00:51
8 19 OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076413995997225462004-01-09T03:26:00.000Z2004-02-10T11:59:15.950ZSometimes, when a scene for a TV show is being shot, the actor will make a mistake with a word that is more complicated in terms of tongue skill - not all of us are Pamela Anderson - and will need more than 40 takes to get it right.
When the actor does get it right, it's usually through a particular effort, which causes a slow pronounciation of the word at hand. Obviously, the director would thenOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076411298044046602004-01-08T04:33:00.000Z2004-02-10T11:11:53.420ZMy halter ego is suffocating my neck.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076410849070434982004-01-06T19:33:00.000Z2004-05-15T05:49:35.796+01:00"CHRISTIAN DIOR GLASSES: WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET."OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1076410574503935482003-12-30T07:49:00.000Z2004-02-10T10:59:30.576ZNow I'll really tell you my ancient B Theory. Really.
Have you ever noticed how all the words that start with a B are ridiculous?
Blog, broccoli, bad, ball, brian, beetroot, band-aid, banana, bimbo, banquet, badger, binoculars, biscuit, Bernard, balloon, bizarre, barroque, bastard, bovine, bubble, bonbon, button, bengal, bjork, brute, beaver, basque, biafra, boot, brigadeer, bitch, boobs, OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1074968926723731842003-12-30T07:21:00.000Z2004-01-24T18:31:12.200ZI will now announce my ancient B Theory.
Turns out I won't anymore. Bye.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1074968851247973982003-12-30T07:17:00.000Z2004-01-24T18:31:26.920Znew brifney single with madonna:
amakona kootchi kootchi
amalooka looky lah
amatooka nootchi pah
goma kooka loochi lah
gonna get in the zoooooone-ah
omakalokafalukalukaluka seenasoh
omalakafalishalukanuka telassohOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1074968777646139272003-12-29T07:41:00.000Z2004-01-24T18:28:27.746ZIn this world of images ride the melon ride the melon yes because i have absolutely no reason as most and look i used a preposition supository which is always a fun thing take my turnip you must learn to seethe and feelthe in the shower arrives first jacques the strippeur and then it is right there that all things turn to putty and call for me that i wont arrive as the cars exhaust pipe smelling OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1073116105808494172003-12-27T01:54:00.000Z2004-01-03T07:50:03.936ZI like to see people at restaurants having trouble choosing their steak sauce: spicy sauce or chocolate crepe?OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1073113634704161762003-12-27T01:52:00.000Z2004-01-03T07:44:47.810ZLuis Represas says: "I believe in recycled plastic"
OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1073113524334337812003-12-26T03:33:00.000Z2004-01-03T07:43:58.840ZMerry christmas to you too, cat.
OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071979053511541712003-12-20T17:41:00.000Z2003-12-21T03:59:23.043ZLots of christmas carols this year! Yes, the National Choir of Bong Smokers will roam every city of North America during the night, making everyone's sleep very whimsical indeed. Any extra boots, eletrical appliances or cats that people might very kindly throw at them as a means of saying "thank you" will be donated to the Children of Broken Homes fund.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071978809398947582003-12-20T17:35:00.000Z2003-12-21T03:54:49.546ZIn baseball, a new rule is being worked on. It's called The Umpire Strikes Back.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071978719655730762003-12-20T17:14:00.000Z2003-12-29T07:48:37.543ZThere have recently been news about a new and worrying pathology of psychosomatic disorder. The Linkin Parkinson Syndrome mainly attacks young people less than 21 years of age. Many suffer from this unexpected disease, but the number is yet uncertain. It is frequent to see its victims hide this disorder, but is even more frequent to watch young people admit it publicly.
Symptoms include screamingOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071978333409842442003-12-20T05:00:00.000Z2003-12-21T03:46:47.936ZA quick word to the memory of Ivgeny Ivgeny. Even though we just bet he isn't dead yet - those russians are tough nuts to crack. Sidney Francis felt a great deal of love and friendship for him. However, he has never given him money. But we could often see him in his living room, sitting on the couch, through long lost nights, watching Ivgeny's movies in his head. Of course this means he would OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071978026254983262003-12-20T04:37:00.000Z2003-12-21T03:41:49.966ZPortuguese television has shown the Titanic movie sometime this past week. This once again goes to show the cosmic influence of this blog.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071547655820435162003-12-16T03:58:00.000Z2003-12-16T04:08:26.873ZOnce again it has differently geklunkt. Können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen können machen sagen. fzzz fzzz
And the city is appears until the sun. Have some beansprout. The flute player did not want the coin and said played did not OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071977863959196212003-12-14T21:17:00.000Z2003-12-21T03:38:39.543ZDue to the most recent development in the Iraqui war, the USA have decided to launch a new product: Smoked Saddami. Which is new, since americans won't eat purée this year. I'm glad they're less puritan. In Portugal, we will launch the hermaphrodite and eunuch bulls.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071206700728070192003-12-12T03:09:00.000Z2003-12-12T05:29:28.623ZI would like to say that this whole catholic fanaticism is really beginning to worry me. There's a new milkshake franchise in the US, originally based in Minneapolis. "For Christ's Shakes" bases itself on the theory that Jesus Christ drank one milkshake a day, which explained his skinny looks. It is thought that He made them Himself with a secret recipe and that its flavour was divine. The OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071125682099805352003-12-06T05:41:00.000Z2003-12-12T05:34:58.233ZOn the fresh news about the sequel to Titanic being made soon - Titanic II: the underwater city, I must say I couldn't be happier. I'm totally obsessed by Titanic. I can't get enough of it. It was just such a big mistery, it was such a huge ship and it sunk because it ran into an iceberg. It sounds like a simple story but it isn't! There's so much to tell: it was a big boat; ran into an iceberg; OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071124179756448142003-12-06T05:25:00.000Z2003-12-11T06:36:19.810ZI am very happy to announce that the extremely successful WHAT IS A BLOG blog is now interactive. Well, almost, but at least you can now contact me. I am a very lonely person. So leave me a couple of lines on my email. And the more unknown you are to me, the better! A friendly hug.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071124024711486542003-12-03T02:37:00.000Z2003-12-11T06:28:32.640ZThe other day I heard that some Portuguese students found evidence (or "feces", really) of the existence of the supposedly extinct iberic lynx (iberic means both from portugal and spain, the iberic peninsula, for all you foreign people). To help the cause, I have started a new site, in order to protect the nearly extinct species: www.ibericlinks.pt
I know this isn't funny, but since I'm not OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071123750333422532003-12-02T04:40:00.000Z2003-12-11T06:23:42.750ZThis is the reality. Not that one, full of references to Rembrandt and glasses of milk. Yes, torture me with your cereal, as you lay me on a bed of little chocolate shells that make little holes on my back.
I must protest against the comments I get on my neighbour sites. It's true that we all smell bad, but we don't have to share the same deodorant, right?
Plug my nostrils with choco crispies andOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071120194566773342003-11-29T03:13:00.000Z2003-12-11T05:26:19.903ZThis is what happens when you get pissed off at all the electronic junk you get in your email inboxes:
A Love Story
On a cock Summer day fuck you saw the most cunt creature you had ever laid eyes on. His/her name is whore, and all his/her movements that shit does, make you hotter. You turn to your best friend yes and say, "Wow, that has to be the most no body that I've ever seen." Suddenly, OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1071119080827360122003-11-27T13:00:00.000Z2003-12-12T05:38:38.826ZTo whom it might regard:
Lemurs are, in fact, drug addicts. They hunt down poisonous centipedes, who defend themselves by squirting cyanide and then the lemurs rub their poison on themselves. There's a hole technique to it. Then they go into a state of apathy and introversion.
Bees, when searching for polen, don't act the same. For bees, the sap from the trees on which they feed is like alcohol OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069825289244336372003-11-26T05:41:00.000Z2003-11-30T04:43:00.153ZAs promised, I shall now post my ancient Barbie list. The time to unleash the beast has come. This list has some hefty years on its back and is quite huge, so be ready. Oh and I'll probably add some more sometime. Without further ado, here you go.
Magic dildo Barbie
Illegal immigrant Barbie
Happy hermit Ken
Coroner Barbie
Nuclear warhead Barbie
Magic period Barbie
Vegetal Barbie
Mutilated corpseOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069615999628825612003-11-23T18:22:00.000Z2003-11-30T05:35:55.920ZI just watched the latest Danny Boyle movie, 28 Days Later. I should say it's terribly agonizing, mostly due to all the dumb things the main character does. Photography is great though, and seeing London totally empty of people is awesome. That takes a lot of money to shoot, which explains the unmeasured product placement by Pepsi and others. There are some really stupid things - I dont OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069615314755650202003-11-23T18:11:00.000Z2003-11-23T19:22:59.623ZI'm not sure if you know, but Justin Timberlake, when recording his album, was given a great help by Timbaland the producer, among others. I should point out a woodchuck-lumberjacking theme here. I decided to investigate and I can now reveal that both artists will do a new song in collaboration with the new latin sensation, the new Ricky Martin, the new argentine star, Woody Piñata. You might notOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069614472118515012003-11-19T17:03:00.000Z2003-11-23T19:08:44.543ZStop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart!
Stop! The cabmeter! Otherwise im gonna pay a bundle!
Stop! The flies that lodge in my eyes and suck the fluid off my eyelids!
Stop! The woodpeckers! Pecking my kneecaps! I won't finish the marathon!
Stop! Stop stopping! You must carry on! Fucking! - by the way, a little note: if the US pull out of Iraq and don't fuck them till the end, we're OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069613802241330322003-11-18T17:23:00.000Z2003-11-23T18:57:55.340ZAn elephaaaant
balanced itseeelf
on a spiderweeeeeb
Since they saw
he wouldn't fall,
they went to get another elephaaaaant.
And then a firefiiiiighter
And Michael Knight (er)
arf arf bzzt woof woof arf tzzt tzztOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069613025260245252003-11-18T17:18:00.000Z2003-11-23T18:45:20.983ZTo renoun is nothing more than to resubstantivate.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069612966444409302003-11-18T17:08:00.000Z2003-11-23T18:44:50.043ZI would like to clear up something. Some friends of mine have been getting my blog's name wrong and I'm posting this to explain that this blog is called "What Is A Blog" and not "Blog of Infinite Resources". That's just a mere characteristic and there is certainly no room for complancy, ha ha ha - a politician's joke. Or: "and so he said '... but the infection is in the upper right exoskeleton! OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1069612765995838222003-11-16T15:56:00.000Z2003-11-23T18:39:54.560ZThe best thing I've seen on tv lately is:
"BULLIMIC BITCHES IN ACTION"
I taped it and, each time I see it, I just can't stop laughing.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068841084365608542003-11-14T15:04:00.000Z2003-11-14T20:18:24.356Z"Yesterday I yielded to the temptations of Christ and charged with great might against the graffiti laden mural that surrounded the convent, fourteen naked nuns used their vests as rags to clean up human degradation (image of Jesus blowing His nose).
Suddenly Marcus Antonius appeared with a sword up his broadside. The blood was as black as his erect member that thrived decisively against the OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068611346605413642003-11-11T16:14:00.000Z2003-11-12T04:29:03.900ZWARNING
Be Careful Of Parasite Turtles!
Yes, it's true. The Bloodthirsty Summer Stella Artois Turtles having been attacking people worldwide over the past few years, but no one seems to notice. They attack preferibly at summer music festivals, because there you can often find people in a quite altered and peaceful state, who are easy prey to these turtles' terribly slow attacks.
They viciouslyOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068472879112617972003-11-10T14:01:00.000Z2003-11-10T14:01:17.000Znherf nherf nherf papapapapapappapappapapapappaa pa dinky. tutti frutti squirrels. percentage, fire and aardvark puddings. on toast. with trevor horn. maybe tomorrow, maybe its not. maybe yesterday, i just forgot. worky on the side, who is green, nothing is allowed. common. pierced but not again, oh no no. spanky on the hill, crimes and sausages of fish. food. inflation. document towards. and OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068385975667501002003-11-08T15:15:00.000Z2003-11-12T04:41:15.266ZNEW TENDENCIES FOR 2004:
Walking around
Ferrets
Cabernet Sauvignon
Going to the Euro
Iguana
Orange
Orange - a cor
Cough gums
Mary had a little lamb
Checkered pants
Pants on chessboard
Sambodrome
Wearing castanets in your hair
Waking up the neighbour
Waking up with the neighbour's wife (very in)
Taking your shoes off at parties
Bars for vikings
Broccoli fart smell
Thai food
Turkish massages
OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068384191728911162003-11-08T14:56:00.000Z2003-11-09T13:57:55.890ZUm Bongo was originally made by hash pipe smoking people. Seems quite obvious to me.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068383739717207532003-11-08T14:54:00.000Z2003-11-09T13:58:20.250ZNew Chocolate Chips Ahoy? Why "new"? Chips Ahoy have always had chocolate! We're not exactly saying they have oyster flavour now, are we? It's the same thing as saying dories now taste of fish. Stupid advertising cunts.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068382800714719982003-11-08T14:52:00.000Z2003-11-09T13:06:09.446ZA DOOR UNOPENED
Hello deer friends (moo). I must tell you I have recently discovered a golden market opportunity. And it isn't the first time this happens, either. In the long gone 1997 I was claiming the shortage (or non-existance) of game shows on Portuguese television. We had none. And look at us now.
But that is beside the point. The question at hand is this. If we eat sausages out of OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068380446048488172003-11-06T13:46:00.000Z2003-11-09T13:59:02.343ZLYRIC UPDATE
If the 80's hit Living in a Box had been written today, instead of hearing:
I'm a livin' in a box
I'm a livin' in a cardboard box,
one would hear:
I'm a lil' vagina box
I'm a lil' vagina cardboard boxOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068380238143116062003-11-06T13:24:00.000Z2003-11-09T13:57:25.250ZThe Metudus Satanikus (Satanic Methods) would like to inform that their latest single, "Gimme Pint", was inspired from the singer's posterior life experience.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1068379957939369512003-11-05T16:16:00.000Z2003-11-10T05:51:38.330ZAnd now, the most recent research...
THE STUPIDEST NAMES IN ROCK
Lux Interior - The Cramps
Klaus Fluoride - Dead Kennedys
Neville Staples - The Specials
Joey Shithead - D.O.A.
Jughead - Screeching Weasel
Chuck Loose - The Crumbs
Chuck Biscuits - Danzig
Animal - Anti Nowhere League
Rat Scabies - The Damned
Noodles - Offspring
Robert Gotobed - Wire
Steve Ignorant - Crass
Topper Headon - The Clash
OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1067353155220310052003-10-24T14:45:00.000+01:002004-05-13T08:00:53.013+01:00RADIO TELEVISION OF THE YUKON
RTY - Popsicle TV
9.01am - Opening - interpretation of the Alaskan hymn by Andrea Cocksuckelli - Remix Hymn
9.04am - short break
9.52pm - Cooking show with Dr. Hannibal Lecter and his assistant otter, Squigi
10.52pm - TV Shop - includes: selling frozen food; selling ice; selling frozen electrical appliances; selling frozen clothes; selling ice; selling baby sealOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1067016377285155982003-10-19T16:28:00.000+01:002003-10-26T15:29:59.630ZCAKES
Cakes we'd like to see:
Beetroot cake
Pinapple upside-down cake
Papyrus cake
Brussel sprout cake
Avocado cake
Guatemala cake
Too late cake
Semi-cake
Three hoorays for the cake
Tomorrow's cake
Firewater cake
Sophist cake
3 potty cake
Super-cake
Equally cake
Bizantine cake
Pineapple and tabasco sauce cake
No more cakeOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1067016027630410102003-10-19T16:22:00.000+01:002003-10-24T18:33:16.233+01:00One thing I've always been curious about is why is it that when we're going up in an elevator, the fly comes up too?OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1067180649037482952003-10-18T07:28:00.000+01:002003-12-12T15:29:03.280ZWHO IS SYDNEY FRANCIS?
It's about time to let the world know who is Sydney Francis.
Francis is one of the greatest film directors of all time. Acclaimed by Hollywood, the general public and the critics, he is a prolific director who, even though he is just 45, has been able to cover the ground of hollywood classics of the 50's and the post-modern revolution of the 60's, through to the more OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1067015765420312732003-10-17T15:35:00.000+01:002003-10-24T18:33:26.606+01:00We're going to dedicate the rest of the evening to a tribute to the writer, comedian and director, António Maria Correia. Who passed away today due to a sudden and unfortunate accident that ended long years of a painful mental illness.
António Maria Correia, whose real name was António Maria Correia, was best known for his stage name: António Maria Correia.
António was born and spent most of OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1066401881124571482003-10-17T14:34:00.000+01:002003-10-17T15:44:40.826+01:00There's a new band around... and they aren't The Strokes... their better known songs include Past Nite and The Morgan Age and Someplace and Hard to Ex-Plane... they're a group of lame ass Turkish cartoon characters called... The Different Strokes.
OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1066394448380249162003-10-17T13:40:00.000+01:002003-10-17T13:40:48.140+01:00Anyone with a surname like Balula - for instance, Peter Balula - will always have a brother called Beebaw.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1066050413924806532003-10-13T13:43:00.000+01:002003-10-17T15:42:04.580+01:00Alright, alright... I know I've been taking too long... so, here lie (if they don't decide to get up and go) a couple of thoughts, even though they are 3:
1 - Have you noticed Dave Navarro is banging Carmen Elektra? Yes, the same Carmen Elektra that was fucking - and "fucking" is a euphemism here - Dennis Rodman when he broke his big and colourful brown cock. And if this doesn't say much about OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1065578222087964202003-10-08T02:57:00.000+01:002003-10-13T13:49:31.906+01:00NEW ROCK OPERA MUSICAL!
excerpts from:
"LA VACACIONE OF AUGUST" or "THE FIREMAN FROM SEVILLE"
... how Puccini wouldn't have made it
... with the Vladivostok Pill-Harmonic Orchestra
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(street gang)
"This is the crew that shoots first
and thinks first and shoots first
This is the crew that shoots first
and thinks first and shoots first
This is the crew that shoots first
and thinks first and OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1065552099657629892003-10-07T19:41:00.000+01:002003-10-07T19:41:39.193+01:00OOOH OOOH! What about a skydiving society? You know, just a working regular society on parachutes and falling from the sky? Or, just a bunch of people that put their hands together and form a circle of skydiving lawyers or something. Enphasys on "or something".OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1065551879145526832003-10-07T19:23:00.000+01:002003-10-07T19:37:58.726+01:00I don't know what all the fuss about hierogliphs is about... They don't keep any ancient egyptian secrets of a lost civilization - and, if they were secrets, they wouldn't be written there, would they? It's really nothing special. Look here:
"Dear Ramses, how are you? I am fine. I'm planning to get married. How are your petunias? There are lots of roman and spanish tourists around here! You OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1065546481631410192003-10-07T17:53:00.000+01:002003-10-07T18:08:01.653+01:00After a week of non-production, i'll just ask something: why not create a type of grape mixed with an olive? It would be perfect for a martiniOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1064802208882100322003-09-29T03:23:00.000+01:002003-09-29T03:23:28.780+01:00Je voudrais poisson dans le croissant puis mil-neuvecent-quatre-vint-dix.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1064802123133825402003-09-29T03:22:00.000+01:002003-09-29T03:22:03.046+01:00I have to admit that your new hat is very sheik.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1064512328305348512003-09-25T18:52:00.000+01:002003-09-25T18:52:07.700+01:00Join the book club!
As an introductory offer, we’ll send you the following books absolutely free:
Eat, run, stay fit and die anyway
How to seem intelligent
There’s big money in staying put
Peace of mind by losing complete control 16 hours a day
Your thighs control your life
How to filet a panda
Rid yourself of doubt; or should you?
Chances are your sister’s full of shit
How to give yourself a OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1064342740256631712003-09-23T19:45:00.001+01:002003-09-23T19:45:39.736+01:00I think I just had deja vu.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1064342736456116962003-09-23T19:45:00.000+01:002003-09-23T19:45:35.940+01:00I think I just had deja vu.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1064331810020355052003-09-23T16:43:00.000+01:002003-11-10T05:59:35.823ZThe beauty of the dog is in the eye of the horse beholder.
http://www.discoveritalia.it/agenda/schedaEvento.asp?IDevento=4421&lingua=itOQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1063991482304125132003-09-19T18:11:00.000+01:002003-09-19T18:11:22.263+01:00Of who the constelation pegasus has hidden the cheese, in a kick 1 centimeter below the left porkchop, the most important with. Hm yes.
Broccoli of the time/space conflictuum and other things that end in uum. Like vacuum or cow.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1063990824581664442003-09-19T18:00:00.000+01:002003-09-19T18:05:53.613+01:00I think that instead of our usual hand dryers, we should have little blowing hamsters which we'd use for the drying of the hands with.OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1063989891384839462003-09-19T17:40:00.000+01:002003-09-19T17:44:50.910+01:00If Graham goes out on a bender (mind you, not a blender - that would be silly) with his mates on friday night, gets totally hammered on beer, then his mate is a lot more loaded than Graham, and comes up to him and pissed all over Graham, do we have a Golden Graham?OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5823049.post-1063895216572249072003-09-18T15:26:00.000+01:002003-10-26T16:19:39.296ZMETUDUS SATANIKUS WORLD TOUR DATES
NOVEMBER
30/11/03 - Coimbra, Portugal - The 30-something Student Joint
31/11/03 - Lisboa, Portugal - Town Hall
DECEMBER
01/12/03 - Leiria, Portugal - Telmo's Bar
02/12/03 - Guimaraes, Portugal - The Barrel night club
03/12/03 - Lisboa, Portugal - Jamaica
05/12/03 - Kingston, Jamaica - Portugal
07/12/03 - Mealhada, Portugal - Joe of the Sucklings
08/12/03 - OQE1BLOGnoreply@blogger.com